Only in America

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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:01 pm

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Re: Only in America

Post by Hermit » Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:58 pm

Why stop there? How about: "Woman gets charged for not doing her duty as a breeder when she fails to fall pregnant as a consequence of being raped"?
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Re: Only in America

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Jun 30, 2019 10:15 pm

State enforced pregnancy is God's plan for America, and the wilfully barren will be banished to a reservation where incels can be charged entry by the hour.


Christ, that's bleak, even for me.
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Re: Only in America

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:39 am

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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:11 am

This is what happens when people vote Republican.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jul 01, 2019 6:26 am

Seabass wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:11 am
This is what happens when people vote Republican.
dammit, that's what the GOP has become since reagan... I still remember a time when they were reasonable, corrupt but sensible, and even progressive in some aspects, remember Eisenhower and Nixon?
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Re: Only in America

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:31 am

Svartalf wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 6:26 am
Seabass wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:11 am
This is what happens when people vote Republican.
dammit, that's what the GOP has become since reagan... I still remember a time when they were reasonable, corrupt but sensible, and even progressive in some aspects, remember Eisenhower and Nixon?
The 1% took over.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:50 pm

A heroic member of our well-regulated militia has taken a dangerous pair of toddlers and their parents off the streets. :yessir:

Road rage shooting in Texas leaves family of 4 hospitalized
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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Jul 07, 2019 5:25 am

Brian Peacock wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 10:15 pm
State enforced pregnancy is God's plan for America, and the wilfully barren will be banished to a reservation where incels can be charged entry by the hour.


Christ, that's bleak, even for me.
It's brilliant. :smoke:

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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Jul 07, 2019 5:31 am

Seabass wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:50 pm
A heroic member of our well-regulated militia has taken a dangerous pair of toddlers and their parents off the streets. :yessir:

Road rage shooting in Texas leaves family of 4 hospitalized
It certainly seems to be happening more here in Houston. A few months ago there was a shooting several cars ahead of me at an intersection. Some guy pulled a knife and the other went back to his car and got his gun and started shooting.

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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Sun Jul 07, 2019 1:56 pm

Everybody's pissed off. Here's some Boat Rage in Michigan.



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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:36 pm

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I blame Trump. before Trump there were just republicans. Guns babies and Jesus. Just hypocrites. Now the hypocrites are assholes so no reason to be friendly.
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Re: Only in America

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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:46 pm

Good to see a woman having a crack at shooting... :tea:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:33 am

Typical macho American male view on female shooting.
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