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Re: Only in America

Post by macdoc » Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:19 pm

Americans are buying more marijuana than chocolate no wonder they are FUBAR
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:26 pm

Although more marijuana may lead to more chocolate being consumed, as the munchies strike... :smoke:
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Re: Only in America

Post by macdoc » Sat Apr 22, 2023 3:46 am

I like chocolate but it makes my clothes shrink... :ask:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Svartalf » Sat Apr 22, 2023 5:00 am

Bah, buttered bread makes my clothes shrink, or at least it used to.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Apr 22, 2023 11:49 am

It's the pixies in the wardrobe that make my clothes shrink. Or possibly moths.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Mon Apr 24, 2023 12:51 pm

When you forget which is the taser and which is the gun
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Post by Strontium Dog » Mon Apr 24, 2023 1:07 pm

macdoc wrote:
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I like chocolate but it makes my clothes shrink... :ask:

You're not supposed to rub it on your clothes.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sat Apr 29, 2023 12:15 pm

Foreigner kills 5 foreigners. Houston
https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-shooti ... t-underway
A SWAT unit from neighboring Montgomery County arrived to assist and cleared several properties near to the crime scene. The shooter was determined to have fled the county.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sat Apr 29, 2023 1:40 pm

Multitasking!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna81956
Hopefully he got to fuck her for all that trouble.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Apr 30, 2023 8:25 am

What? Who?
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Re: Only in America

Post by Svartalf » Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:08 am

Tero wrote:
Sat Apr 29, 2023 1:40 pm
Multitasking!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna81956
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I know of conjugal visits in prison, but are those allowed for mere girlfriends?
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Re: Only in America

Post by Strontium Dog » Sun Apr 30, 2023 6:49 pm

A Texas man on a date who paid $40 to park, only to learn inside a Houston burger joint that he was scammed, allegedly went back and fatally shot the man posing as an attendant

I don't approve of unnecessary killing, but one can see his point.
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Sun Apr 30, 2023 8:36 pm

In Texas, he'll be let off with a mild warning...
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:52 pm

There used yo be a joke that you just had to carry a half burned flag in the trunk of your car. When you shot somebody, put the flag by the body. You just get a fine for shooting flag burners.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Mon May 01, 2023 11:22 am

After the string of school shootings in spring, teens seem to be active in big cities. Kyle Rittenhouse set the model for teen shooters. These were younger.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/30/us/phila ... index.html
(Mass shootings label requires 4 victims)
The US has suffered at least 176 mass shootings in the first four months of this year, according to the Gun Violence Archive.
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Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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