
Canons beat guns
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Canons beat guns
A gun lasts until the precision engineered bullets run out. A canon will last longer in any disruptive civilization collapse event. The future starts again with canons. 

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Re: Canons beat guns
I am amused by the play on words.
You have given me a few seconds reprieve from the bleak futility of existence.
You have given me a few seconds reprieve from the bleak futility of existence.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Re: Canons beat guns
You could always come here and try the English weather for a lifestyle change.JimC wrote:I am amused by the play on words.
You have given me a few seconds reprieve from the bleak futility of existence.

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Re: Canons beat guns
My ancestors left Reading for a very good reason...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Re: Canons beat guns
I went into the theology section of the local library the other day. Canons to the left of me, canons to the right of me.....
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Canon Law.
Nice old chap, bit full of himself, though...
Nice old chap, bit full of himself, though...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Canons beat guns
Convicts, were they? Didn't Reading used to have a Gaol?JimC wrote:My ancestors left Reading for a very good reason...


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Into the bookshelves of death went the 600, led by Lord Huxley. Those hardbacks are mighty dangerous when they fall from the top shelf y'know.Clinton Huxley wrote:I went into the theology section of the local library the other day. Canons to the left of me, canons to the right of me.....
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



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C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre: c'est de la folie
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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That's what they said about General Custard.Clinton Huxley wrote:C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre: c'est de la folie
But who went down in history? It's him, not Sittingbourne.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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General Custard? He must have met his end at the little-known battle of The Big Flan.mistermack wrote:That's what they said about General Custard.Clinton Huxley wrote:C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre: c'est de la folie
But who went down in history? It's him, not Sittingbourne.

It's Custer

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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



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Re: Canons beat guns
Meh. Sticking with me Nikon.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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But they took your Kodachrome away.FBM wrote:Meh. Sticking with me Nikon.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



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klr wrote:Convicts, were they? Didn't Reading used to have a Gaol?JimC wrote:My ancestors left Reading for a very good reason...![]()

(and Oscar was positively wild about it...)
But no, I'm am not one of the Oz aristocracy, with convict ancestors...

Dad's folks left Reading in the early 20th century...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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JimC wrote:klr wrote:Convicts, were they? Didn't Reading used to have a Gaol?JimC wrote:My ancestors left Reading for a very good reason...![]()
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(and Oscar was positively wild about it...)
But no, I'm am not one of the Oz aristocracy, with convict ancestors...
Dad's folks left Reading in the early 20th century...

God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



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