Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by FBM » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:35 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:...until you finally realize that it's all bullshit. :prof:
Which was pretty much my point from the beginning... ;)
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Coito ergo sum » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:43 pm

FBM wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:...until you finally realize that it's all bullshit. :prof:
Which was pretty much my point from the beginning... ;)
I think you're only saying that because your of the relative length of your "big" toe vs your second toe.

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Collector1337 » Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:20 pm

I can't believe this is an actual thread.
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No hope for humanity, is there?
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Collector1337 » Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:27 pm

FBM wrote:No hope for humanity, is there?
Yeah, apparently not.

Even more reason to own a gun.
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Post by FBM » Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:28 pm

:hehe: Be careful, you could get a reputation for having a teenie weenie.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Collector1337 » Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:37 pm

FBM wrote::hehe: Be careful, you could get a reputation for having a teenie weenie.
If there's any hot lady forum members who would like to meet up, we can put that to the test. I'm not hard to please. Maybe dinner and a movie and I'll put out.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by FBM » Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:41 pm

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FBM wrote::hehe: Be careful, you could get a reputation for having a teenie weenie.
If there's any hot lady forum members who would like to meet up, we can put that to the test. I'm not hard to please. Maybe dinner and a movie and I'll put out.
A nod in my general direction would suffice for me. :ab:
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Collector1337 » Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:47 pm

FBM wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:
FBM wrote::hehe: Be careful, you could get a reputation for having a teenie weenie.
If there's any hot lady forum members who would like to meet up, we can put that to the test. I'm not hard to please. Maybe dinner and a movie and I'll put out.
A nod in my general direction would suffice for me. :ab:
Me too, if they're as cute as the girl in your avatar.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by FBM » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:01 am

Collector1337 wrote:
FBM wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:
FBM wrote::hehe: Be careful, you could get a reputation for having a teenie weenie.
If there's any hot lady forum members who would like to meet up, we can put that to the test. I'm not hard to please. Maybe dinner and a movie and I'll put out.
A nod in my general direction would suffice for me. :ab:
Me too, if they're as cute as the girl in your avatar.
Uh-huh...

These days, though, the only way I'd get something like that would be with $$$. And it's a 3-hr drive to get there from here.



Edit: I'm told. :shifty:
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:05 am

Unfortunately I think most of the women here are turned off by someone with an overly strong interest in guns... or any at all. :pardon:

But FBM's always a good bet. :hehe:
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by FBM » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:12 am

:what:
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Collector1337 » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:14 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Unfortunately I think most of the women here are turned off by someone with an overly strong interest in guns... or any at all. :pardon:

But FBM's always a good bet. :hehe:
Well, it's the solution I'm offering, take it or leave it.

I could never be serious with a girl who is anti-gun. Luckily most American girls aren't that stupid.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by FBM » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:20 am

Whoa...that ice you're skating on looks like it's starting to crack... :?
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Collector1337 » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:29 am

FBM wrote:Whoa...that ice you're skating on looks like it's starting to crack... :?
:?
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