Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:05 pm

Would the gun=small penis crowd change their view if it turned out the non-gun owners had smaller penises?

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:06 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:Would the gun=small penis crowd change their view if it turned out the non-gun owners had smaller penises?
Only if it turned out the women had smaller penises.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:33 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:Would the gun=small penis crowd change their view if it turned out the non-gun owners had smaller penises?
I repeat:
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by PsychoSerenity » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:44 pm

rainbow wrote:
FBM wrote: Wtf. You made a claim that "man with gun = man with small penis."
Where did I make this claim?
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Please point to the post where I said that. :smug:
To be fair FBM, I don't think Rainbow ever actually said that.
JimC wrote:I want to see a scatter graph and a correlation coefficient! :lay:
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Though I'm sure some of the members love the excuse for more pics in TITTL, they would be statistically irrelevant, and I prefer graphs!

Rainbow's original question, - though I believe there is reasonable basis in psychology for the idea of compensating for inadequacies (perceived or real) with different behaviours, I suspect it would be far too infrequent that the thing be compensated for is small penis size and that the compensation behaviour is stockpiling weaponry, for any correlation to be found. You certainly could never infer one from the other. It probably does happen in some cases though, - but then there may also be cases where someone with a big penis ends up with feelings of alpha male grandiosity which drives them to purchase guns as well. Psychology often seems to be impossibly complicated to the point of uselessness.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by rainbow » Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:49 pm

JimC wrote:I want to see a scatter graph and a correlation coefficient! :lay:
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Post by FBM » Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:55 pm

PsychoSerenity wrote:
rainbow wrote:
FBM wrote: Wtf. You made a claim that "man with gun = man with small penis."
Where did I make this claim?
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Please point to the post where I said that. :smug:
To be fair FBM, I don't think Rainbow ever actually said that.
Mea culpa. Reading the thread title and related comments, it was a giant leap of mine to suppose he/she insinuated any such correlation. :ddpan:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:56 pm

Can this be moved to the subforum? :ask:
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Post by FBM » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:02 pm

That's where it belongs. Please do. I'm afraid that if I do it, someone will accuse me of doing it because I suffer from micro-penis. ;)
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:04 pm

FBM wrote:That's where it belongs. Please do. I'm afraid that if I do it, someone will accuse me of doing it because I suffer from micro-penis. ;)
On the other hand, they may assume you are blessed with macro-penis.

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Post by FBM » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:09 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
FBM wrote:That's where it belongs. Please do. I'm afraid that if I do it, someone will accuse me of doing it because I suffer from micro-penis. ;)
On the other hand, they may assume you are blessed with macro-penis.
I am, actually, but notice the image I posted above. Such people care nothing about facts that don't support their preferred version of reality. Rhetoric, for them, is more important than empirical evidence. :roll:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:11 pm

You only say that because your penis is so small.

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by FBM » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:18 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:You only say that because your penis is so small.
All we need is for rainbow to agree to collaborate with starting up a comparative database, right here on Ratz in NSFW. The offer has been made repeatedly. :coffee: If all else fails, Ratz ladies and Lozzer would enjoy it.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:24 pm

Once below-average men finally admit that their anatomy makes them deficient as men and heartily deserving of ridicule, they'll be much better off. They should wear a scarlet "P" symbol so that women know not to date them. :funny:

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Post by FBM » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:27 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:Once below-average men finally admit that their anatomy makes them deficient as men and heartily deserving of ridicule, they'll be much better off. They should wear a scarlet "P" symbol so that women know not to date them. :funny:
The closer you look, the more bullshit you discover. :smug:
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Coito ergo sum » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:30 pm

...until you finally realize that it's all bullshit. :prof:

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