Another shot at the case against gnus
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
For the daily gun satire:
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
Not if whomever it is going nuts with a gun shoots you in the head before you can call the police, or before the police arrive after you've called them.Tero wrote:That's right we. When you go nuts with your gun next door, I call the police to come and take you away. I pay them to do that.
As I said, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
I have an ax and sledge hammer. It'll hold for that minute. It's a hand ax. I desttroy dead bushes with it.
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
Potentially useful backup weapons, but pretty useless beyond oh, three feet. Unless you're Thor and are alleging that you can deflect bullets with your hammer effectively.Tero wrote:I have an ax and sledge hammer. It'll hold for that minute. It's a hand ax. I desttroy dead bushes with it.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
Working on a moat and boiling oil now.
Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
Good, good...you're learning. The problem with point defense is that modern artillery can pretty much blow the crap out of anything. Better off going mobile and learning camouflage techniques.Tero wrote:Working on a moat and boiling oil now.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
Good thing he no longer plays baseball
Jose Canseco accidentally shoots off finger while cleaning his gun
According to a Las Vegas Metro Police spokesman, LVMPD officers and medical personnel arrived at Canseco and Leila Knight’s home shortly after Knight called 911. 'It was determined that no crime occurred and that it was an accident.'
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
Stupidity is its own reward.Tero wrote:Good thing he no longer plays baseballJose Canseco accidentally shoots off finger while cleaning his gun
According to a Las Vegas Metro Police spokesman, LVMPD officers and medical personnel arrived at Canseco and Leila Knight’s home shortly after Knight called 911. 'It was determined that no crime occurred and that it was an accident.'
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
Therein lies the issue - it's all too easy for stupids to get guns.Seth wrote:Stupidity is its own reward.Tero wrote:Good thing he no longer plays baseballJose Canseco accidentally shoots off finger while cleaning his gun
According to a Las Vegas Metro Police spokesman, LVMPD officers and medical personnel arrived at Canseco and Leila Knight’s home shortly after Knight called 911. 'It was determined that no crime occurred and that it was an accident.'
Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
And so your logic says that the appropriate rectification for this "problem" is to deny everyone guns?NuclMan wrote:Therein lies the issue - it's all too easy for stupids to get guns.Seth wrote:Stupidity is its own reward.Tero wrote:Good thing he no longer plays baseballJose Canseco accidentally shoots off finger while cleaning his gun
According to a Las Vegas Metro Police spokesman, LVMPD officers and medical personnel arrived at Canseco and Leila Knight’s home shortly after Knight called 911. 'It was determined that no crime occurred and that it was an accident.'

"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
No, I would imagine his response would be that there is an evident need for a much more rigorous screening process. Opposed by most gun nutters, of course - can't interfere with the liberties of gun-buying psychopaths...Seth wrote:And so your logic says that the appropriate rectification for this "problem" is to deny everyone guns?NuclMan wrote:Therein lies the issue - it's all too easy for stupids to get guns.Seth wrote:Stupidity is its own reward.Tero wrote:Good thing he no longer plays baseballJose Canseco accidentally shoots off finger while cleaning his gun
According to a Las Vegas Metro Police spokesman, LVMPD officers and medical personnel arrived at Canseco and Leila Knight’s home shortly after Knight called 911. 'It was determined that no crime occurred and that it was an accident.'
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
I've been known to some damage to my fingers with scissors, dinner knives, even staplers. But none of those are lethal weapons, not unless you really try hard.
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I have a plan. We make the gun enthusiasts buy insurance. The more people you kill by accident, the more you pay insurance. After shooting 5, you need to pay a 1 million one time fee. Then you start again. Or give up the gun.
Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
So let's see...one careless former baseball player shoots his own finger off and you think this proves a need for a much more rigorous screening process? What about the other 200 million people who own guns who did NOT shoot their fingers off?JimC wrote:No, I would imagine his response would be that there is an evident need for a much more rigorous screening process. Opposed by most gun nutters, of course - can't interfere with the liberties of gun-buying psychopaths...Seth wrote:
And so your logic says that the appropriate rectification for this "problem" is to deny everyone guns?
That's very much like saying that because one Atheist makes a logical blunder this justifies giving all Atheists prefrontal lobotomies in order to avoid such blunders in the future.
In other words, it's idiocy, as is your assertion.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: Another shot at the case against gnus
Do you understand the concept of insurance? You insure yourself against perils that you feel threaten your physical or economic safety. It's not the responsibility of the rest of the planet's population to insure you against something that might happen to you, that's your problem. That's what lawsuits are for. If someone commits a tort against you, you get to sue him for damages. But until someone commits a tortious act against you, you have no reasonable expectation that they will indemnify you and every other person on the planet against their potential bad acts.Tero wrote:I have a plan. We make the gun enthusiasts buy insurance. The more people you kill by accident, the more you pay insurance. After shooting 5, you need to pay a 1 million one time fee. Then you start again. Or give up the gun.
Tell you what, I'll agree that after you negligently or carelessly kill someone you should have to pay compensation and be punished for that wrongful action...oh, wait, that's how it works already. Never mind.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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