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by FBM » Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:47 pm
Tero wrote:I added some to the post.
What good is your gun in the US when the missile comes?
I suppose the fully erect penis would be most relevant to the claim made by rainbow.
When the missile comes? It's a moot point, whether you're talking about gun ownership or penis size or form of government or the size of your bank account or the amount of fun you've had in life or anything else I can think of.
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by FBM » Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:54 pm
rainbow wrote:I'd imagine that the only people who might be upset by such an observation would have small penisses and lots of guns.
...since if it didn't apply to them, why should they be bothered?
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by Tero » Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:54 pm
I'm thinking of the time you climb out of the rubble. With no pistol.
I'm too optimistic? Their warhead is stiil the size of a VW, it won't fly yet.
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by FBM » Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:56 pm
Tero wrote:I'm thinking of the time you climb out of the rubble. With no pistol.
I'm too optimistic? Their warhead is stiil the size of a VW, it won't fly yet.
Sorry, man, but you lost me there. Supply a connection or two for us slow folk?
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by Tero » Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:57 pm
When the missile hits your town, you will need the gun for hunting and gathering supplies to survive.
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by Coito ergo sum » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:07 pm
I wonder if there is a connection between women owning guns and vagina size?
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by rachelbean » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:40 pm
It would only work in places where guns are legal anyway. But, no, I don't believe there is a connection (and I have never owned a gun, nor do I have a penis)
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by rainbow » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:45 am
FBM wrote:rainbow wrote:FBM wrote:rainbow wrote:What part of:
"Has a study been done?"
didn't you get?
If it hasn't, then what do base your claim upon?
What claim?
I asked a question.
Wtf. You made a claim that "man with gun = man with small penis."
Where did I make this claim?
Please point to the post where I said that.
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by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:51 pm
rachelbean wrote:It would only work in places where guns are legal anyway. But, no, I don't believe there is a connection (and I have never owned a gun, nor do I have a penis)
Being that you never owned a gun, that would lead one to conclude that your vagina is very tight. I'm male and I've never owned a gun and for most of my life never even considered owning one -- that must mean my cock is of tremendous proportions. Although, given my recent toying with the idea of obtaining a firearm, my dick must be shrinking.
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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:08 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:I wonder if there is a connection between women owning guns and vagina size?
You know, with some modification that's the perfect comeback to "the large car = small dick" comment. Must remember it.
Thanks for that.
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by Animavore » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:58 pm
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Coito ergo sum wrote:I wonder if there is a connection between women owning guns and vagina size?
You know, with some modification that's the perfect comeback to "the large car = small dick" comment. Must remember it.
Thanks for that.
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by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:05 pm
Animavore wrote:JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Coito ergo sum wrote:I wonder if there is a connection between women owning guns and vagina size?
You know, with some modification that's the perfect comeback to "the large car = small dick" comment. Must remember it.
Thanks for that.
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That means they have those really huge areola that cover most of the breast.
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by FBM » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:21 pm
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by charlou » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:35 pm
This thread is silly, rainbow
I believe you, FBM, and I imagine it's more than satisfactory too.
Coito .. since the penis size thing is a metaphor, I don't see why it shouldn't apply to men and women equally. I don't own any guns, drive a four cylinder Toyota, and can squeeze a cock rather nicely. Is that evidence of causality?
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