Only in America

[laklak]

Flame throwers, the little fuckers are scared of fire.

[Tero]

-that couch is too big, we are not getting it
-I'm not sitting on the wimpy couch for football
-pull over, now!
https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Om ... 44831.html

[Tero]

When Americans that own a pick up run out of cash...
https://www.1011now.com/2020/07/06/nebr ... m-in-pond/
...they get resourceful.

[Tero]

It probably went:
-it's your turn to clean the refrigerator
-no it's not
-oh yeah? You'll be sorry!
https://www.1011now.com/2020/07/04/lpd- ... rn-street/

[Tero]

Couldn't afford a gun? Pastor would be dead now.
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/multiple- ... d=71865730

[pErvinalia]

[Svartalf]

[rainbow]

...when Chinese boat companies get junk status?

I'll get my coat.

[Tero]

Trader Joe's critisized for using foreign names in brand names, making them exotic:
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/19/us/trade ... index.html

[Svartalf]

Will those PC morons never stop being offended at the whistling of the wind?

[laklak]

The sooner we split the country up and send all the whackjobs to Seattle the better for the rest of us. What did Seattle ever do for us other than shitty grunge music and overpriced, burnt coffee?

[Hermit]

The sooner we split the country up and send all the whackjobs to Seattle the better for the rest of us. What did Seattle ever do for us other than shitty grunge music and overpriced, burnt coffee?

Split it up by all means, but don't send the whackjobs to Seattle. It's too close to the border. The Canucks are scared enough of you lot as it is.



Here's a better idea. Herd them into Florida. It's cheaper because over 20 million whackjobs reside there already. Also, it's easier to saw the state off and let it sink in the Atlantic.

[Brian Peacock]

And it looks like a wang.

[laklak]

Yep.

[Tero]

We have this feeling about Sweden. But it also makes Finland the testicles.