Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

[rainbow]

Unfortunately I think most of the women here are turned off by someone with an overly strong interest in guns... or any at all.

But FBM's always a good bet.

Well, it's the solution I'm offering, take it or leave it.

I could never be serious with a girl who is anti-gun. Luckily most American girls aren't that stupid.

Sampling error.

[Tero]

I was thinking. Now with 3D printers, home made penises can't be far behind! You guys may be able to give up guns altogether!

[Jason]

Penis guns!

[Seth]

I was thinking. Now with 3D printers, home made penises can't be far behind! You guys may be able to give up guns altogether!

Er, anatomically correct strap-ons have been available for a while now, Tero. You really ought to Google "Tero" er...sorry I meant "dildo."

[Tero]

But now you can model a custom made penis extender, to ne worn with tight pants or in a public shower. You can take it off for real action.

[Seth]

But now you can model a custom made penis extender, to ne worn with tight pants or in a public shower. You can take it off for real action.

A roll of quarters accomplishes the same thing, and gives you change for the parking meter too.

[rainbow]

But now you can model a custom made penis extender, to ne worn with tight pants or in a public shower. You can take it off for real action.

A roll of quarters accomplishes the same thing, and gives you change for the parking meter too.

No doubt you are speaking from experience.
Is it not a tad uncomfortable?

[Seth]

But now you can model a custom made penis extender, to ne worn with tight pants or in a public shower. You can take it off for real action.

A roll of quarters accomplishes the same thing, and gives you change for the parking meter too.

No doubt you are speaking from experience.
Is it not a tad uncomfortable?

Nah, saw it in a movie... "Where the Heart Is" actually.
I just put my 8-inch Python in my pocket and let it do the job.

[rainbow]

But now you can model a custom made penis extender, to ne worn with tight pants or in a public shower. You can take it off for real action.

A roll of quarters accomplishes the same thing, and gives you change for the parking meter too.

No doubt you are speaking from experience.
Is it not a tad uncomfortable?

Nah, saw it in a movie... "Where the Heart Is" actually.
I just put my 8-inch Python in my pocket and let it do the job.

You Americans have very small pythons.

[JimC]

As far as Pythons go, I say you should always go the full Monty...

[Seth]

But now you can model a custom made penis extender, to ne worn with tight pants or in a public shower. You can take it off for real action.

A roll of quarters accomplishes the same thing, and gives you change for the parking meter too.

No doubt you are speaking from experience.
Is it not a tad uncomfortable?

Nah, saw it in a movie... "Where the Heart Is" actually.
I just put my 8-inch Python in my pocket and let it do the job.

You Americans have very small pythons.

But ever so much more lethal...

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[Jason]

[Collector1337]

Looks like you've gotten a lot of use out of that.

[Jason]

Excites you does it? It's OK.. I'm sure the NRA has a pamphlet that covers that.

[Seth]

Excites you does it? It's OK.. I'm sure the NRA has a pamphlet that covers that.

With a little drilling and tinkering you could turn it into a firearm.