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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:48 pm

I guess these women shouldn't have been hanging out in a 'gun-free zone'. :dunno:

Pastor who railed against ‘gun-free zones’ shot woman in the head after she refused sex with him: police
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/pastor ... ex-police/
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Re: Only in America

Post by Jason » Mon Nov 26, 2018 2:16 am

Seabass wrote:
Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:48 pm
I guess these women shouldn't have been hanging out in a 'gun-free zone'. :dunno:

Pastor who railed against ‘gun-free zones’ shot woman in the head after she refused sex with him: police
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/pastor ... ex-police/
You can't expect criminals to follow the rules! - goes and commits kidnapping, murder, and rape.

I'm not sure if that confirms or refutes what he preached.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:23 am

http://karireport.blogspot.com/ (:_funny_:)
http://esapolitics.blogspot.com/
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:03 pm

Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé.
Auto-da-fé, what's an auto-da-fé?
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway...

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Re: Only in America

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:20 am

Another day in the American justice system.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:44 am

”To all the men out there, let me just say I realize I’m not the first girl you’d go for. Maybe I’m not even the second. But I bet I could shoot both those girls and then turn my weapon on you, and if I did, you couldn’t help but see me in a different light. It wouldn’t be the first time it’s happened. When men are staring down the barrel of my gun, it’s like I’m the only girl in the world and no one else matters.”
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:43 pm

A poacher in the US state of Missouri has been ordered to repeatedly watch the movie Bambi as part of his sentence for illegally killing hundreds of deer.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-18/ ... n/10629518

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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:06 am

Wtf? :lol:
Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé.
Auto-da-fé, what's an auto-da-fé?
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway...

"I am a sick man... I am a wicked man. An unattractive man. I think my liver hurts."

“In the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.”

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