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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:48 pm

I guess these women shouldn't have been hanging out in a 'gun-free zone'. :dunno:

Pastor who railed against ‘gun-free zones’ shot woman in the head after she refused sex with him: police
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/pastor ... ex-police/
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Re: Only in America

Post by Jason » Mon Nov 26, 2018 2:16 am

Seabass wrote:
Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:48 pm
I guess these women shouldn't have been hanging out in a 'gun-free zone'. :dunno:

Pastor who railed against ‘gun-free zones’ shot woman in the head after she refused sex with him: police
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/pastor ... ex-police/
You can't expect criminals to follow the rules! - goes and commits kidnapping, murder, and rape.

I'm not sure if that confirms or refutes what he preached.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:23 am

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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:03 pm

Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:20 am

Another day in the American justice system.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:44 am

”To all the men out there, let me just say I realize I’m not the first girl you’d go for. Maybe I’m not even the second. But I bet I could shoot both those girls and then turn my weapon on you, and if I did, you couldn’t help but see me in a different light. It wouldn’t be the first time it’s happened. When men are staring down the barrel of my gun, it’s like I’m the only girl in the world and no one else matters.”
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:43 pm

A poacher in the US state of Missouri has been ordered to repeatedly watch the movie Bambi as part of his sentence for illegally killing hundreds of deer.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-18/ ... n/10629518

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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:06 am

Wtf? :lol:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Tue Jan 29, 2019 12:43 am

Just in case any of you thought we'd stopped shooting each other:

1 week in America: A slew of gun violence goes under the radar
https://www.axios.com/gun-violence-mass ... 43f7f.html
A rash of mass shooting incidents across the United States was forced under the radar last week as cable news largely focused on the indictment of former Trump political adviser Roger Stone and the end of the longest government shutdown in modern history.

The big picture: A number of last week's mass shooting incidents and threats specifically targeted women and other family members, highlighting the harrowing statistic that women in the U.S. are 16 times more likely to be killed by gun violence than in other developed countries.
  • Yesterday: "NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Authorities in Louisiana said they are searching for an 'armed and dangerous' 21-year-old accused of killing his parents and three others in two separate but related shootings."
  • Yesterday: "Three men were shot and killed ... in Southeast Washington, D.C. police chief Peter Newsham said. In a separate incident earlier in the day another homicide was reported in Northeast." (WashPost)
  • Friday: "ST. LOUIS (AP) — A male St. Louis police officer was charged ... with involuntary manslaughter in the shooting death of a female officer during what was described as a deadly game with a revolver."
  • Thursday: "STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) — A gunman opened fire at a hotel bar near Penn State's main campus, killing two men and wounding a woman, broke into a stranger's house and fatally shot the 83-year-old homeowner, and then killed himself."
  • Thursday: "ROCKMART, Ga. (AP) — Authorities in Georgia are on the lookout for a gunman they say killed four people and wounded a man in a pair of shootings."
  • Wednesday: "SEBRING, Fla. (AP) — A man accused of fatally shooting five women at a small-town bank in Florida had dreamed of hurting classmates in high school and had long been fascinated with killing."
  • Tuesday: "SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A man is under arrest in Utah after police say he posted on Facebook about 'killing as many girls as I see' the same weekend that Women's Marches were held around the U.S."
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Re: Only in America

Post by BarnettNewman » Tue Jan 29, 2019 1:57 am

JimC wrote:A poacher in the US state of Missouri has been ordered to repeatedly watch the movie Bambi as part of his sentence for illegally killing hundreds of deer.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-18/ ... n/10629518

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That would just make me want to shoot more deer.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:04 am

BarnettNewman wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 1:57 am
JimC wrote:A poacher in the US state of Missouri has been ordered to repeatedly watch the movie Bambi as part of his sentence for illegally killing hundreds of deer.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-18/ ... n/10629518

:funny:
That would just make me want to shoot more deer.
heck, that would make me want to shoot the judge, not to mention appeal that sentence on grounds of cruel and unusual...
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Tue Jan 29, 2019 1:21 pm

http://karireport.blogspot.com/ (:_funny_:)
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:07 pm

Sweet mother of god... :? :ani:

KFC Is Now Testing A Cheetos-Filled Sandwich With A Custom 'Cheetos Sauce'
https://www.foodbeast.com/news/kfc-cheetos-sandwich/
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Re: Only in America

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:20 pm

Their fried chicken is horrendous, even before putting cheetos on it. :o
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Re: Only in America

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:54 pm

give me good fried chicken, but keep the cheetos for a separate eating session.
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