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Postby Bella Fortuna » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:05 am

There's something terrible on the moors, Father!
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Re: Welcome to the new improved ratz 2.0 internets spectacul

Postby rachelbean » Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:47 pm

So we haven't crashed yet :cheer:
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Re: Welcome to the new improved ratz 2.0 internets spectacul

Postby pErvin » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:04 am

I was just thinking that last night. I was going to leave it a few more days and start a thread complaining that this new server just isn't giving me the same old ratz experience.. :hehe:
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Postby Calilasseia » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:45 am

I've only experienced two site crashes here in three years. To hear some people talk, you'd think it was a weekly occurrence ... :mrgreen:
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Postby Twoflower » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:54 am

For a while it seemed to be. This new site is working great though!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Postby Pappa » Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:07 am

Twoflower wrote:For a while it seemed to be. This new site is working great though!

Sometimes it was crashing after only a couple of days.
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Postby Svartalf » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:46 am

I keep getting directed to top of the page on this thread, even though I ask for next unread post.
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Postby pErvin » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:50 am

Yeah, same here. Something must be corrupted regarding this page.
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Postby PsychoSerenity » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:29 am

I noticed that too, but I wonder if it's because this thread is a global announcement. :ask:
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Postby FBM » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:31 am

I checked my past posts and it seems that the switch-over has switched most of my posts with someone else's. And that person is a real dumbass. I can't believe some of the stoopid shit I read. I'm pretty sure I didn't say that. Can we check that?
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Postby MiM » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:28 am

FBM wrote:I checked my past posts and it seems that the switch-over has switched most of my posts with someone else's. And that person is a real dumbass. I can't believe some of the stoopid shit I read. I'm pretty sure I didn't say that. Can we check that?

Have another glass of Soju, that will fix it :levi:
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Postby FBM » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:39 am

It's like you are in my head...
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Postby Hermit » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:49 am

MiM wrote:
FBM wrote:I checked my past posts and it seems that the switch-over has switched most of my posts with someone else's. And that person is a real dumbass. I can't believe some of the stoopid shit I read. I'm pretty sure I didn't say that. Can we check that?
Have another glass of Soju, that will fix it :levi:
FBM is probably on his fifth bottle by now, which would explain why in his opinion his current posts compare so favourably with earlier ones. The effect is similar to wearing beerglasses. The difference is that the illusion of beauty is of a narcissistic kind.
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Re: Welcome to the new improved ratz 2.0 internets spectacul

Postby FBM » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:53 am

I beg to differ.



I just finished my first bottle.
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Postby Hermit » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:54 am

FBM wrote:I beg to differ.



I just finished my first bottle.
Lucky you. Cheap drunk. ;)
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