Welcome to the new improved ratz 2.0 internets spectacular!
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Re: Welcome to the new improved ratz 2.0 internets spectacul
There's something terrible on the moors, Father!
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So we haven't crashed yet
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Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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I was just thinking that last night. I was going to leave it a few more days and start a thread complaining that this new server just isn't giving me the same old ratz experience..
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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I've only experienced two site crashes here in three years. To hear some people talk, you'd think it was a weekly occurrence ...
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For a while it seemed to be. This new site is working great though!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Sometimes it was crashing after only a couple of days.Twoflower wrote:For a while it seemed to be. This new site is working great though!
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I keep getting directed to top of the page on this thread, even though I ask for next unread post.
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Yeah, same here. Something must be corrupted regarding this page.
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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I noticed that too, but I wonder if it's because this thread is a global announcement.
[Disclaimer - if this is comes across like I think I know what I'm talking about, I want to make it clear that I don't. I'm just trying to get my thoughts down]
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I checked my past posts and it seems that the switch-over has switched most of my posts with someone else's. And that person is a real dumbass. I can't believe some of the stoopid shit I read. I'm pretty sure I didn't say that. Can we check that?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
Re: Welcome to the new improved ratz 2.0 internets spectacul
Have another glass of Soju, that will fix itFBM wrote:I checked my past posts and it seems that the switch-over has switched most of my posts with someone else's. And that person is a real dumbass. I can't believe some of the stoopid shit I read. I'm pretty sure I didn't say that. Can we check that?
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It's like you are in my head...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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FBM is probably on his fifth bottle by now, which would explain why in his opinion his current posts compare so favourably with earlier ones. The effect is similar to wearing beerglasses. The difference is that the illusion of beauty is of a narcissistic kind.MiM wrote:Have another glass of Soju, that will fix itFBM wrote:I checked my past posts and it seems that the switch-over has switched most of my posts with someone else's. And that person is a real dumbass. I can't believe some of the stoopid shit I read. I'm pretty sure I didn't say that. Can we check that?
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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I beg to differ.
I just finished my first bottle.
I just finished my first bottle.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Lucky you. Cheap drunk.FBM wrote:I beg to differ.
I just finished my first bottle.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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