War, war is stupid and people are stupid

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:37 pm

The man wreathed in smoke.......the Guardian before my eyes.......it stings. No more, I beg you..... No, my memory plays me false. What we really need is a cross-agency initiative to combat youth delinquincy
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by Don't Panic » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:38 pm

We've discovered the problem on the first missile, someone set the voice on the GPS to John Cleese and the electronic guidance system got confused, we're reprogramming the system with Stephen Fry now and will be ready to launch shortly.
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And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:40 pm

The tunnels......the tunnels.....why won't you let me sleep? Dear God, set me free, I'll do anything you ask, just please don't make me read the Guardian Media section again.......take England, just please, no more Germanine Greer.....
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Post by Don't Panic » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:42 pm

Missile away, 8 minutes 32 seconds to impact. Farewell Huxley, death is better than the existence you have now.
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:44 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:The man wreathed in smoke.......the Guardian before my eyes.......it stings. No more, I beg you..... No, my memory plays me false. What we really need is a cross-agency initiative to combat youth delinquincy
Youth deliquincy.... what do they REALLY need?, remember Hux, remember!!!! The man in the smoke... did he say "Excuse me Herr, I mean Meester Huxly vould you like to try zome free viskey?"

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Post by von Starnberg » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:45 pm

Farewell, Huxley.........

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Post by von Starnberg » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:46 pm

Mr Black, I assure you that the pistol now trained on your vitals shall not miss. I caution you not to intervene.....and to brush up on your German....

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Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:47 pm

Huxley, the fate of all England depends on this, tell me who is this:
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Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:48 pm

von Starnberg wrote:Mr Black, I assure you that the pistol now trained on your vitals shall not miss. I caution you not to intervene.....and to brush up on your German....
I will choose death, then Sausage sucker. I must do to all I can to revive the finest man in ALL of England!

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:50 pm

Why, 'tis a poor, oppressed "other-gendered" woman of the opposite sex, held imprisoned in a patriarchical system of.....of.......no......it's.......I mean to say, she is an enpowered female flinging herself against the glass cei..............it's 'Victoria.......




D......d.......d.d.d.


D.......amn!
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:52 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Why, 'tis a poor, oppressed "other-gendered" woman of the opposite sex, held imprisoned in a patriarchical system of.....of.......no......it's.......I mean to say, she is an enpowered female flinging herself against the glass cei..............it's 'Victoria.......




D......d.......d.d.d.


D.......amn!
Run you silly bugger, RUN!

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:53 pm

von Starnberg!!!
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by Don't Panic » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:54 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Why, 'tis a poor, oppressed "other-gendered" woman of the opposite sex, held imprisoned in a patriarchical system of.....of.......no......it's.......I mean to say, she is an enpowered female flinging herself against the glass cei..............it's 'Victoria.......




D......d.......d.d.d.


D.......amn!
You show enough signs of recovery for me to hit the abort button on the missile, Slough is now coated in radioactive waste but odds are no one will notice.

Just in the nick of time too.
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by von Starnberg » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:56 pm

Come friendly bombs and drop on Slough......?

Concentrate, Huxley.........community centres, equal rights,........women's lib...........war is a bad thing.......forget....

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:58 pm

von Starnberg wrote:Come friendly bombs and drop on Slough......?

Concentrate, Huxley.........community centres, equal rights,........women's lib...........war is a bad thing.......forget....
Resist Huxley... Remember... Her Majesty Needs you now, more than ever.
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