War, war is stupid and people are stupid

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War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:05 pm

You know, why can't we all just get along? All just hold hands in a circle, maybe do some chanting, put on a CD of whale songs and just love each other, man?

No, I mean seriously, why not?

Come on, let's read the Guardian until war is defeated and the world is safe for the playing of Bolivian nose-flutes.

"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:09 pm

Can we just have a small war now and again? Just to keep the chav's in a job.

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Post by Mallardz » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:11 pm

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:13 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:Can we just have a small war now and again? Just to keep the chav's in a job.
Can't we all just wear ponchos and clogs and sit around the campfire with lots of makeup on and adopt orphans and eat only mung beans. Come on, man, leave all that war stuff behind and paint your face with this woad...
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:14 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
AshtonBlack wrote:Can we just have a small war now and again? Just to keep the chav's in a job.
Can't we all just wear ponchos and clogs and sit around the campfire with lots of makeup on and adopt orphans and eat only mung beans. Come on, man, leave all that war stuff behind and paint your face with this woad...
:bslap2: HUXLEY!! Wake up man, you're babbling!

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by klr » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:15 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
AshtonBlack wrote:Can we just have a small war now and again? Just to keep the chav's in a job.
Can't we all just wear ponchos and clogs and sit around the campfire with lots of makeup on and adopt orphans and eat only mung beans. Come on, man, leave all that war stuff behind and paint your face with this woad...
:bslap2: HUXLEY!! Wake up man, you're babbling!
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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:16 pm

Ashton, baby, come on! Let the aggression drain from your fingertips. Group hug - come on, hands around the tree and then perhaps a multicultural maypole. Love everyone, even the French.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:18 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Ashton, baby, come on! Let the aggression drain from your fingertips. Group hug - come on, hands around the tree and then perhaps a multicultural maypole. Love everyone, even the French.
GUARDS!!! SEIZE HIM!

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:22 pm

"Guards"?? "Seize him"?? All this non-pc white imperialist phallo-centric bluster, man. Stop, dude. Go with the feminist flow, fella. Eat some of this placenta and then join me at the Peace Camp, yeah?
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:25 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:"Guards"?? "Seize him"?? All this non-pc white imperialist phallo-centric bluster, man. Stop, dude. Go with the feminist flow, fella. Eat some of this placenta and then join me at the Peace Camp, yeah?
Oh Huxley, why have you forsaken us? :cry:

Perhaps this will help:

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:27 pm

I cannot bear the anguish of man hurting his fellow. I have seen the light. This is what it's all about now:-

"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Post by Shaker » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:38 pm

Whatever Huxley's smoking, I want some.
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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by Mallardz » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:41 pm

I want the Huxley whack too! :begging:
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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:43 pm

Hey, take the load of your feet and step inside my yurt. So long as you promise to forever abhor all violence, you shall have what you need. Mmmmmmm.

What the DEVIL is g.......no, no I mean, sit down......I've got smarties.....ALL colours.....
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: War, war is stupid and people are stupid

Post by klr » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:45 pm

Only one thing for it ...

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