Pilgrimages to the Spas in Pursuit of Health and Recreation
James Johnson ~1843.
Excerpt.
Having arrived late at Wisbaden, we put up at the nearest
hotel, which was the Adler, or Eagle, the one where Dr. Granville resided,
and the locality of which is not considered the very best by him. We
found it a very good hotel, and well supplied with excellent baths. Early
next morning, my friend Mr. Cooper, of Brentford, and myself, took out our
tickets from the "Bade-maitre" in the hall, and strolled round the establishment,
without meeting with any person whatever. As several of the
baths were standing open, we went into the first two that struck our fancy,
and bathed. I observed an unusual quantity of the scum or cream on the
surface of mine, and which I could have dispensed with. I took the opportunity,
however, of examining this cream, by means of four out of the
five senses, viz. by sight, touch, taste, and smell. Before I left the bath I
came to a conclusion as to its nature and origin. I have not a doubt that,
at the great deluge, an immense posse of white antediluvian bears, then as
large as elephants, were swept from the polar regions, and hurled headlong
into the great cauldron beneath Wisbaden. There they have been simmering
from the days of Noah--their flesh, fat, and marrow oozing up
daily, in the shape of cream or bear's grease, as well as broth, through the
Kochbrunnen, greatly to the advantage of the Wisbadenites, and the benefit
of those afflicted with gout, rheumatism, and the stiff-joints of old age.*
I am astonished that Dr. Granville and Sir Francis Head should have
framed so puny an hypothesis as that of the Kochbrunnen and Chicken-broth.
Why, I appeal to every one who has travelled in Germany,
whether it would be possible to extract an ounce of fat from all the cocks,
hens, and chickens in Nassau, even if stewed in a Papin's digester for six
months together. No, no. The cream and broth of the Kochbrunnen are
the veritable essence and decoction of the antediluvian bear, spiced perhaps
with a sprinkling of the "organic remains" of wolves, tigers, jackalls,
hyenas, and other small gear.
* It is not long since an antediluvian elephant was discovered on the shores of
Siberia, and whose flesh was eatable by the dogs and wolves of that country.