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Re: Straya!

Postby JimC » Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:05 am

Hermit wrote:Ridiculous? You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Take our strictified entry conditions to this lucky country, for instance. So, now someone has been refused a skilled work visa coz' she's flunked the computer-based Pearson Test of English Academic (PTE Academic), which was approved by the Australian Government’s Department of Immigration and Border Protection in 2014, and uses voice recognition technology. The person concerned has a doctorate in veterinary science and is Irish.

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Maybe she has the sort of Irish accent that no one can understand apart from a fellow Irishperson...
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Re: Straya!

Postby Hermit » Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:24 am

You may not have said that, 42, had you clicked on the link and listened to her.
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Re: Straya!

Postby JimC » Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:31 am

I am 64, not 42... :tea:
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Re: Straya!

Postby pErvin » Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:42 am

You're 82?

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Re: Straya!

Postby JimC » Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:35 am

Indeed I am. At least I'm not irrational or complex... :tea:
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Re: Straya!

Postby pErvin » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:00 am

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Re: Straya!

Postby mistermack » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:55 am

We all knew you were a square.

It's that cardy that gives it away.
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Re: If God meant people to live in Australia...

Postby rainbow » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:44 am

Nude sunbather injured in Townsville after eagle mistakes his testicles for turtle eggs

A male tourist who chose to sunbathe in the nude on a popular beach near Townsville on the north-eastern coast of Queensland is recovering from serious injuries to his genitals after being bitten by a sea eagle.


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Re: If God meant people to live in Australia...

Postby pErvin » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:57 am

Faaarrrk Faaaaakkkke :/
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Re: If God meant people to live in Australia...

Postby Hermit » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:01 am

rainbow wrote:
Nude sunbather injured in Townsville after eagle mistakes his testicles for turtle eggs

A male tourist who chose to sunbathe in the nude on a popular beach near Townsville on the north-eastern coast of Queensland is recovering from serious injuries to his genitals after being bitten by a sea eagle.
https://archive.is/Uswnx#selection-481.0-739.212
Fake news.
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Re: If God meant people to live in Australia...

Postby rainbow » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:47 am

Hermit wrote:Fake news

That is what they want you to believe.
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Re: If God meant people to live in Australia...

Postby Hermit » Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:01 pm

rainbow wrote:
Hermit wrote:Fake news.
That is what they want you to believe.
Thanks, captain obvious. That's what motivates the creators of fake news, innit?
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Re: Straya!

Postby Brian Peacock » Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:53 am

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There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."

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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
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Re: Straya!

Postby mistermack » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:02 pm

If I was Kim Jong Un, I would give all Australian MPs North Korean citizenship. Then they'd all be ineligible. :ab:
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Re: Straya!

Postby pErvin » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:22 pm

Half the parliament is going to be ineligible at this rate.
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