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by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:43 am
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: The UK - better together!
Replies: 139
Views: 1403

Re: The UK - better together!

One thing can be certain of 100% post independence is that Scottish Labour (and the other parties) will neither fold up their tents and decamp to England - nor will they be fighting to give up idenpendence, they will be fighthing just as hard as the SNP to control Scotland. All those arguments again...
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:03 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: The UK - better together!
Replies: 139
Views: 1403

Re: The UK - better together!

You can have the Falkland Islands if you stay? Or NI if you leave :hehe: In regard to border controls for people - I would be very surprised if folks living in Scotland (or Scots born and living in England) would be stripped of their UK passports and the right to reside (did not happen to the Irish...
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:08 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: The UK - better together!
Replies: 139
Views: 1403

Re: The UK - better together!

I thought this thread would have lengthed a bit (or has the subject migrated elsewhere?) Nice to see that Cameron has decide to give the SNP a helping hand on Independence by threatening to take (or sleepwalk?!) Britain out of the EU via a Referendum after the next General Election in 2015 (either f...
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:11 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
Replies: 26
Views: 334

New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014

Apparently there is a secret worldwide Atheist conspiracy :tut:

The plan is to dig a series of holes to the centre of the earth (using shovels and sh#t like science) and then use the hot stuff released to power the earth into the sun.

The ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - coming soon(ish) :tut:

FACT.
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:55 am
Forum: General Serious Discussion & Philosophy
Topic: Thank god for monkey sex!
Replies: 19
Views: 698

Re: Thank god for monkey sex!

When one thinks of the random wriggling of billions of sperm, over hundreds of thousands of successful fucks, leading to a unique I, the mind boggles... Yeah, it's the mind boggling end of things that makes my brain hurt..... all it would have taken was one monkey (out of squillions?) fancying a ba...
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:46 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: Restricting constitutional feeedoms.
Replies: 309
Views: 1821

Re: Restricting constitutional feeedoms.

I would have thought that the "user pays" principal could address much (although not all) of the gun ownership concerns. Just have a gun ownership levy to pay for the picking up of bodies and guards on school buildings etc......to my mind expecting others to pick up the tab from your hobby is kinda ...
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:50 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: 27 dead at Connecticut school, including 14 kids
Replies: 1002
Views: 6137

Re: 27 dead at Connecticut school, including 14 kids

Most US gun owners are paranoid.

As Charlton Heston said:-

"You can take my gun when you can take my delusions from my cold wet dream".
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:56 pm
Forum: Science, Technology & Environment
Topic: Why do so many Americans die falling off ladders?
Replies: 62
Views: 1325

Re: Why do so many Americans die falling off ladders?

It's racial - black folks have heavier bones, therefore they fall off easier...........when white fellas shake the ladder.
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:32 pm
Forum: General Serious Discussion & Philosophy
Topic: Thank god for monkey sex!
Replies: 19
Views: 698

Re: Thank god for monkey sex!

Rum wrote:Your uncle was a monkey. :coffee:
Your mum has more hair though.

FACT.
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:29 pm
Forum: General Serious Discussion & Philosophy
Topic: Thank god for monkey sex!
Replies: 19
Views: 698

Thank god for monkey sex!

otherwise none of us would be here :tut:

Kinda strange to think that my existence is simply down to a whole succession of monkeys deciding to have sex at that specific time, rather than have another banana :hehe: .

kinda cool though :soup:
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:59 am
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: Holy crap, Republicans are idiots!
Replies: 88
Views: 1628

Re: Holy crap, Republicans are idiots!

Is it too late for Seth to get a late term abortion?
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:37 am
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: Sacrificing children for the Second amendment
Replies: 48
Views: 735

Re: Sacrificing children for the Second amendment

The 2nd Amendment IS needed in America - as they simply cannot control themselves.

If the guns were outlawed they would be raping and killing each other en-masse.

and sometimes killing and then raping.
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:16 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: 27 dead at Connecticut school, including 14 kids
Replies: 1002
Views: 6137

Re: 27 dead at Connecticut school, including 14 kids

If Americans want to change their gun laws they can vote to do so.

If not they get to suck up the collateral damage.

In the meantime PLEASE stop moaning about stuff like 20 dead kids. It's boring.
by Jesus_of_Nazareth
Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:34 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: 27 dead at Connecticut school, including 14 kids
Replies: 1002
Views: 6137

Re: 27 dead at Connecticut school, including 14 kids

The BBC is still not 100% sure that this US massacre is the worst ever - and the news folks absolutely love stuff being the worst! so my bet is that for not want of research........

....I guess just so many to choose from.

I wonder how many next year?