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I live 93 million miles away from the rest of you. It's always nice and quiet here. No traffic. No chatter. Just me. Burning for you all.

I am made of stardust. Pretty obvious really, seeing as how I'm a sun.

Suck Poppets are terrible things and will bring destruction on you all. Luckily, I am a sun god. So I will be OK. You should all rejoice in this as you suffer the consequences of your sick pappetry.

Actually, I was drunk that day.

I'm just a little ray of sunshine.

Welcome Loki. I hope you are more polite than your mate, Thor. He threatened me for calling him an insignificant godling. 1.98 octillion tonnes of thermonuclear power at my disposal and he threatened me with a fucking hammer! Delusions of grandeur that one.

Bruce Burleson wrote:Most people believed the Sun was God.

I know. Where did you all go so wrong?

I thought is was excellent, despite knowing most, though not all, of the content. I loved the bit when he was talking abut the energy output of the sun. He used a bucket of water to illustrate the temperature difference of a litre of water in and out of the shade and then multiplied it up to the sc...

I must say that I approve of your signature Mr Clunn. Very astute of you. Not that I'm bothered or anything, but any praise or adoration would be nice. Or just persuade a few of your female friends to sunbathe nude.