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by The Holy Trinity
Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:14 pm
Forum: Atheism & Religion
Topic: The Holy Trinity
Replies: 28
Views: 693

Re: The Holy Trinity

It's really quite simple. God the Father created the universe in six days, and on the seventh day He rested... but God days are like reeeeeeeeeeally long, so He's still resting, but He's an interfering busybody, so He cloned himself and now He sends the Holy Spirit out and about to do His stuff like...
by The Holy Trinity
Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:45 am
Forum: Atheism & Religion
Topic: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!
Replies: 41
Views: 6104

Re: Rapture 2: It's Armageddon!

Get your shit together, Junior.
by The Holy Trinity
Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:45 am
Forum: Atheism & Religion
Topic: I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?
Replies: 96
Views: 12324

Re: I am returned

The Holy Spirit wrote:
YHVH wrote:But atheists are obsessed with reason and evidence. They will demand proof, proof denies faith, and without faith, we are nothing.
Well this thread kind of proves we exist, doesn't it?
OH, FUCK! Don't say tha... *pop*
by The Holy Trinity
Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:33 am
Forum: Atheism & Religion
Topic: I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?
Replies: 96
Views: 12324

Re: I am returned

Kent Hovind wrote::praise: :woot: I can haz Rapture? :beamup:
Oh please, just FUCK OFF!